Good night my lovely lemon!

 

  

Love, Y

Retarted love

It was a freakin' cold night, exactly like that one, in the far city of Copenhagen, in the city of dwarfs, penguins and monkeys. There was a guy who wasn't a guy. He was something between a penguin and a dwarf: his name was Dwanguin. 

Dwanguin was a very poor and starving man, so he decided to make food out of all he had: unicorn horn dust, iglu ice and dog poo. Not regular ice, iglu ice! But soon he realized that out from these ingredients he was able to take out nothing more than craps, without any reference to the traditional french dish. So he decided to organize a robbery in the most famous shop of the city: City Porssi. 

What? :D Okay... Well. 

He put up a master plan how he'd fool the shop keeper and run away with all expensive stuff he could sell to get some food. He walked into City Pörssi full of confidence, but suddenly something appeared! He got distracted by the most beautiful ‎(Ps. I've never heard such a shitty story before...) pink unicorn ever. (no, me neither) So he gave up with the robbery idea, also considering that the most expensive thing in city porssi is for 20 cents, and he run out from the shop arm in arm with the pink unicorn. But this is another story, don't wanna miss the point.  

Dwanguin and the pink unicorn fell madly in love with each other and decided to have a baby. The unicorn had amazing orgasms, and a few hours after she gave birth to the best (and orgasmic) bread rolls in the world. 

This is story is disgusting, you know? 

I know. But the bread rolls are awesome. ORGASMIC. 

Yeah but now I'm starting to think about them in another way. The story went in a different way. Because is not Dwanguin the father of the Rolls, since the moment that he was sterile. 

 He was?

He was. 
Oh damn. 
Well, then the pink unicorn was cheating on him! Yes! But it didn't say nothing to the poor Dwanguin, and that poor man died for the pain. He died with a burning flame and burned down to ashes from which a young fenix was born! When the phoenix was born, he blew his fire breath on the pink unicorn as revenge of her cheating on Dwanguin. And when she burned up, she became the world's first (and biggest) bread roll! 

Like a kebab. 

Yeah, like a kebab! But just a pink bread roll. And delicious as hell. 

With onion. 

And bacon! 
Pink bread roll with bacon :D 
And onion. And cheese! NEVER SHALL YOU FORGET THE CHEESE. 
Fatty. You're so fatty. :)
Awwww dodiii, so are you. ♥